This epidemic is considered to be a variant of Jaundice.
Although, it has many symptoms of the original jaundice, quite a few new ones have been noticed. Following are the main symptoms.
Physical:
Patient quickly looses a normal human vision (peripheral) and develops the Hawk vision. (Single pointed). E.g. In the rose garden, patient is unable to see the Garden, Gardeners, Rose but only sees Bush.
Unlike original jaundice where patient sees everything yellow, In this case he or she only sees Green. A remarkable observation here is that on the LEFT side patients sees Red as dark red but on the right side he sees Red as Green.
Patient develops aversion towards RED colour.
Psychological effects:
Patient looses Right brain functionality. Only LEFT brain is evident.
Patient is unable to see any vehicles like tractors, bullock carts, Cranes, Construction equipment etc. but can only see golf buggy.
Patient quickly losses Intellect and Reasoning ability.
Hallucinations - Start believing Future as a cure for present problems.
Refuses curative treatment and believes that normal people with the ability to see things clearly have contracted the decease. In the process he directly or indirectly promotes the spread of epidemic.
While going to the press, a team of psychologist, sociologists, philosophers and doctors are investigating the origins of this epidemic but believe the origin to be PMO's office in Delhi. PM himself has been worst affected by this epidemic and is believed to be the carrier. While it is not yet established how long the virus has been dormant, it is believed that he may have contracted the disease during his college days in US or through other channels like Nuclear contaminated wine or water during his many visits to US.
A large section of the Indian society is still LEFT without contracting this new disease and therefore has been able to retain their common sense and health. But it is any ones guess how long they will be LEFT without getting affected by this epidemics.
Further investigations are on and will bring it to you as soon as it is noticed............
Legend:
Garden = India
Gardeners = People of India
Rose = Welfare of India
BUSH = No explanation required.
3 comments:
It is matter of time when India gets affected by new disease NEW WORLD ORDER.
surely...reminds me of the story i heard long back, about somebody blaming nobody when everybody was to blame!
and india has taken a draft to the IAEA. 'Midnight Deceit' is what they're calling it now. Interesting that Singh's pride hinged so much on this deal that he was willing to take it so far. but so far i've only seen oppositions from the different parties. i still haven't seen the government take seriously what the people feel. Hmm!
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