Monday, December 15, 2008

New Definitions:

Bailout = Reward to exploiters by the sleep walkers.

Human Rights = Thou shalt preach but not practice.

Parting Gift = 10" shoe (when boot is not available).

OPEC = A group which always adds or reduces Fuel in the FIRE.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Marathi Manoos

Ironically, home minister Shivraj Patil (a Marathi maanoos), consistently fails to protect his home-state, leave alone the India.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Aab Bhi Yeh Veerane Ko Gulistan Kahte Hain.....

Terrorism ..........

Religious killing...

Encounter killing...

CBI fabrications....

Border Killing.....

Bride Burning.......

Farmers Suicide.....

Marathi Manoos, Bihari Bhaiya, Naxalite ideology, Christian Evangelist, Bajrang Dal, Babu Bajrangi Band, VHP, RSS, SIMI, ULFA ..... Phir Bhi Hum Hain Hindustani

Don't look at LEFT, Right and CENTER. A bird in hand is worth 1..2..3 in Bush?

Monday, September 1, 2008

Cataclysm in New Orleans

GOD Bless America and GOD Bless George Bush for playing (with) this Wonderful World .....

Sunday, August 3, 2008

New Definitions:

Marriage Processions in Afghanistan = Target Practice for US troups

Gurukul = Guru Cool (after the death of students)

Ramsetu = Science v/s Religion(with Politics)

White House = House of Black Deeds.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Phool hi Phool Khil Uthe.....

Millions of fans of Mehdi Hassan will be grateful to the Govt. of Pakistan for finally acknowledging the living legend.

For those who do not know, Govt. of Pakistan has fixed an honorarium of Rs. 50,000/-. per month for the life time to Mehdi Hassan the greatest ghazal singer living today. This recognition comes at the time when he is unable to sing due to his ill health.

I hope that this kind gesture inspires many other Governments in the World, particularly the Indian Govt. which is so engrossed in its self sustainment that it invariably forgets to recognize, pro actively, the greatest talents and achievers which makes India a unique culture. (Certainly I don't mean that this negative trait should form the part of the culture). Only after considerable pressure from the fans and admirers someone will wake up in New Delhi and come up with the idea of how to use this missed opportunity by planning a damage control exercise to their political advantage.

Late Ustad Bismillah Khan was one of the classic example of such response. The list can be very large if someone can compile it. Big and small artists in Bollywood alone will fill up the list by and large, leave alone the other painters, musicians, craftsmen and many talented citizens in urban and rural India.

It would be nice to see that any such recognition of the main artist also includes his/her key team members. Most of them have remained through out their Life with their masters and are also unable perform due to disability or old age. Whatever the case may be...

I remember, during one of the live performances in Mumbai, Ustad Amir khan, suddenly stopped singing and commented " Gaana wohi jo Rooh soone aur Rooh soonaye (a (good) song is the one which is sung by the soul and heard by the soul)" and then he resumed...

Thank you Govt. of Pakistan for standing by Mehdi Hassan and not only making him feel proud of his achievement but also to his admirers as well.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Lies My Father told me….

Finally, good citizens of US have risen against their most irresponsible president and the liar of the century, George Bush. Impeachment is initiated.

Irrespective of the outcome, the good has risen against the bad and refrained from committing sin by remaining silent.

May their good intentions save them and the rest of the World from any further destruction.

Complete details on http://cspanjunkie.org/?p=170

Thursday, July 10, 2008

People of India taken Left and Right by the Center !!!

Left has rightly left the Right which is no longer right.

The leftover Right has no other option but to pull a fast one on the people of India by the support of the leftover parties.

The leftover Right has a fast moving agenda of pushing their not so right decision before they left or are left by the leftover (yet) sane population of India.

Is it a suicide taught by the poor farmers of India or the mass murder with nuclear dose by the politicians who have left all ethics and morality in the biggest trash of the World?

Oh.... who was Mahatma Gandhi who experimented with the Truth?

Monday, July 7, 2008

Health News:

CPI (Commonsense Press of India) has reported spread of a new epidemic in Indian Subcontinent.

This epidemic is considered to be a variant of Jaundice.

Although, it has many symptoms of the original jaundice, quite a few new ones have been noticed. Following are the main symptoms.

Physical:

Patient quickly looses a normal human vision (peripheral) and develops the Hawk vision. (Single pointed). E.g. In the rose garden, patient is unable to see the Garden, Gardeners, Rose but only sees Bush.

Unlike original jaundice where patient sees everything yellow, In this case he or she only sees Green. A remarkable observation here is that on the LEFT side patients sees Red as dark red but on the right side he sees Red as Green.

Patient develops aversion towards RED colour.

Psychological effects:

Patient looses Right brain functionality. Only LEFT brain is evident.

Patient is unable to see any vehicles like tractors, bullock carts, Cranes, Construction equipment etc. but can only see golf buggy.

Patient quickly losses Intellect and Reasoning ability.

Hallucinations - Start believing Future as a cure for present problems.

Refuses curative treatment and believes that normal people with the ability to see things clearly have contracted the decease. In the process he directly or indirectly promotes the spread of epidemic.


While going to the press, a team of psychologist, sociologists, philosophers and doctors are investigating the origins of this epidemic but believe the origin to be PMO's office in Delhi. PM himself has been worst affected by this epidemic and is believed to be the carrier. While it is not yet established how long the virus has been dormant, it is believed that he may have contracted the disease during his college days in US or through other channels like Nuclear contaminated wine or water during his many visits to US.


A large section of the Indian society is still LEFT without contracting this new disease and therefore has been able to retain their common sense and health. But it is any ones guess how long they will be LEFT without getting affected by this epidemics.

At this stage no cure appears to be on sight and the future of patients is uncertain. But it is assumed that if the they can resist, change in Global weather in November 2008 may help in combating this disease.

Further investigations are on and will bring it to you as soon as it is noticed............

Legend:

Garden = India

Gardeners = People of India

Rose = Welfare of India

BUSH = No explanation required.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Terror of War on Terror

According to Anti War website (http://www.antiwar.com/casualties/), since the Iraq war, 4113 American soldiers have died and 30333 have been wounded in combat. These are the official figures. The estimated figures of wounded are much higher around 100,000.

Besides, the great self proclaimed advocate of Peace and Liberation, Mr. George Bush have liberated 1,225,898 Iraqis by killing them in the so called war on terror.

Billions of dollars of US tax payers not counted.

Soldiers from other countries killed are not included.

Resultant effect on Global economy not owned up by Bush, but severely felt by every citizen of the under developed countries.

I don't support terrorism in any form nor I like to glorify their shameful act. But the Mind rolls..... by now the real terrorists must have definitely developed a great inferiority complex in comparison to Bush, in inflicting the greatest pain and suffering on innocent people across the World.

Mind prays, may this X'mas brings real Peace and Happiness to the Mankind.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Threats to Mankind

Past = Smallpox, Tuberculosis

Present = George Bush

Future = H5N1 Virus (If Mankind survives the present Threat)

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

New Definitions:

Bush - White (Peace) = Bush + Brown (Gordon)

Saturday, June 7, 2008

New Definitions:

Good Oman gone astray = Bad Omen

Friday, June 6, 2008

New Definitions:

US commitment to Human Rights = Guantanamo

US strife to Clean Earth = HAARP

Holy Mistake = George Bush

Presence of Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD +) = HAARP

Absence of Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD-) = Today's Iraq

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

New Definitions:

Foot in Mouth = George Bush

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Nero's Harp or Bush's HAARP?

Ones Mind always goes to the painful part of the body more than the normal body parts naturally.

Similarly, my thoughts invariably go towards the pain humanity is undergoing.

After burning Rome, Nero was enjoying playing Harp.

Is George Bush playing HAARP after lighting the fire to the World?

Friday, May 30, 2008

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Injustice

If Pervaz Musharraf can be impeached why can't George Bush be?

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Rolling Mind

My other blog "Mind" at http://detoxmind.blogspot.com is intended to focus on the Mind, its functioning, understanding, control and path leading to its purification as per the teachings of Lord Buddha. A rather serious subject for many. No doubt the subject is vast in itself, it is intended at those in search of Truth. Accordingly the layout and the contents of the blog also unfolds and will develop gradually.

On realizing this fact, I found that there were still many facets of my Life which remain unexpressed due to such limitations. Therefore, I decided to put up this blog keeping in mind the inherent nature of the Mind.

Similar to inherent nature of Mind which is constantly Rolling from one object to another, contents of this blog will also change expressing various aspects of my psyche, dwelling on one or more aspect for a while and then Rolling on...........