New Definitions

Copenhagen = Cope-n-hang on

and not

Cop-n-hang(on and on)

Election Time - India

Election Symbol - Sword

Mind always wonders, why during Indian election rallies or campaign, candidates are generally presented swords by the voters? or huge garlands resembling wreaths.

Is it a symbol of their (voters') total surrender to the inevitable predators? or a prompt for eliminating whatever secular or democratic values still surviving.

New Definitions:

Bailout = Reward to exploiters by the sleep walkers.

Human Rights = Thou shalt preach but not practice.

Parting Gift = 10" shoe (when boot is not available).

OPEC = A group which always adds or reduces Fuel in the FIRE.

Marathi Manoos

Ironically, home minister Shivraj Patil (a Marathi maanoos), consistently fails to protect his home-state, leave alone the India.

Aab Bhi Yeh Veerane Ko Gulistan Kahte Hain.....

Terrorism ..........

Religious killing...

Encounter killing...

CBI fabrications....

Border Killing.....

Bride Burning.......

Farmers Suicide.....

Marathi Manoos, Bihari Bhaiya, Naxalite ideology, Christian Evangelist, Bajrang Dal, Babu Bajrangi Band, VHP, RSS, SIMI, ULFA ..... Phir Bhi Hum Hain Hindustani

Don't look at LEFT, Right and CENTER. A bird in hand is worth 1..2..3 in Bush?

Cataclysm in New Orleans

GOD Bless America and GOD Bless George Bush for playing (with) this Wonderful World .....

New Definitions:

Marriage Processions in Afghanistan = Target Practice for US troups

Gurukul = Guru Cool (after the death of students)

Ramsetu = Science v/s Religion(with Politics)

White House = House of Black Deeds.